Yeah, I can hear you say it now: “Wow, Matthew, I don’t believe that you’ve ever really been onstage before!” Hate to break it to you, buddy, but you’re about to be proven BIG WRONG. View fullsize This row is from "Floyd Collins." Here I am, eating a fake sandwich and reading a fake newspaper. View fullsize Woah, yeah, I play the guitar. Fun fact, I actually learned how to play guitar for this show! View fullsize Yep, a real boy band moment over here. Just rockin' out. View fullsize This row is from "Saturday's Voyeur." It was a satirical take on Utah's political climate and culture! View fullsize In this scene, we're making fun of Trump. Haha, yeah, get him, guys! View fullsize This is our ensemble of little LDS missionaries. We did a big ol' song and dance. View fullsize This row is from "The Odyssey." I'm just standing up on the platform, watching the strange crab man. View fullsize In this scene, I played a little pig sailor. Pig-turned sailor. That's a sailor hat. And I'm a pig. View fullsize In this scene, I'm fighting the other redhead in the show. We look very similar. You can't see my face.